The chief walks in on two of his firefighters having vigorous sex.
He shouts: Hey what the hell are you two doing?
One of the firefighters: Chief, you don't understand, he suffered some serious smoke inhalation.
Chief: Thats not how you treat smoke inhalation. The first step is mouth to mouth.
Firefighter: How do you think all this started?
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