Little Johnny was at school, when his teacher presented him with a question. "Johnny, if there are five birds sitting on your porch, and you throw a rock at one of them, how many birds will you have left?" Little Johnny replied, "Well none, because if you throw a stone at one, they all would fly away." The teacher corrected little Johnny and said, "Well no, you would have four birds, but I like the way you think." Johnny accepted his correction. Later that day, Little Johnny asked his teacher a question. "Say teacher, If you saw three women eating ice cream, were one of them licks the cone, one of them bites the cone, and one of them sucks the cone, which one do you think would be married?" The teacher thinks for a while, and says, "Well, I'm going to guess it's the one who sucks on the ice cream cone." Johnny replies with a smug look on his face, "Well no, its the woman with the ring on your finger, but I like the way you think!"
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