A man and his wife are staying at a lake cottage when they notice a couple driving up one day with a "Just Married" sign on the back of their car. Every morning he sees the man who just got married head out to fish in a row boat all day long. After a week of seeing this, the man says to his wife, "I'm going to say hello to that young man and make sure things are okay with him and his new bride."
So the next morning he heads outside as the guy is going to his row boat. He greets him with a smile and says, "Hey, I noticed you just got married but every morning you head out fishing for the entire day. Not that it's any of my business, but shouldn't you be inside "doing" the new wife?" The fisherman says, "I can't, she has gonorrhea." The neighbor says, "Oh well, why not try some oral sex?" "I can't, she has pyorrhea," says the fisherman. The neighbor says, "Well, how about doing it from the back, if you know what I mean." The fisherman replies, "I can't, she has diarrhea."
So the neighbor say, "Gonorrhea, pyorrhea, diarrhea. Why did you marry her?!" The fisherman replies, "She has worms, I like to fish."
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