..."Talking dog for sale--$500," it says. So this guy is pretty intrigued and goes to check it out. He meets with the owner who points him in the direction of the backyard where the dog is chained up.
The owner approaches the dog, who promptly greets the man as soon as he sees him. "Hello!" says the dog.
The man can hardly believe his ears. "Wow! You really are a talking dog!"
"Yeah, I can talk, and I can do lots of other things, too. Just this past year I did a bit of contract work with the FBI, and the year before that I was working undercover in Russia. The people aren't as friendly as they are in Italy, but it wasn't a bad gig."
The man, clearly impressed, walks up to the owner and asks, "Only $500 for a well-travelled, successful talking dog?"
The seller replies, "That dog is a fucking bullshitter--he's never been out of this yard."
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