His mother is appalled and screams at him and says "JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!"
His father gets home and after speaking to his mom takes Little Johnny into the backyard for a talk...
"Don't tell your mother this Little Johnny, but I'm really proud of you for having sex with the teacher! Why don't we go into town now so I can buy you that bike you've been eyeing?"
To which little Johnny replies,
"Not now Dad, my ass still hurts."
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