and heads over to nearby a diner. As he nears the door, a penguin with white stuff on his chest holds the front door open for large breasted lobster. The penguin then wanders off mumbling about getting his tire fixed.
Once inside, the panda sees an old man asking his grandson about dicks touching his ass, while at the counter some lonely guy is staring at a watch that his lesbian neighbors gave to him. And over by the wall is a native American guy using the phone to call his son, TwoDogsFucking.
The panda looks at you and says..."At least it ain't a repost"
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