His teacher asked him, "John, do you have any interesting animals at your house? ". "Yeah Miss, we have a stuttering cat" he replied. " A stuttering cat?" she questioned, "how can a cat have a speech impediment?". " Well I was petting old Tom in the front yard yesterday, and a dog jumped the fence and started running at us.Tom got his back up and started going 'ffffffffff', 'ffffffffff', 'fffffffffffff'. And before he could say fuck the dog ate him."
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