The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.
The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:
'Is it wine?'
'Nope,' answers the boy.
She tastes another drop.
'Champagne?'
'Nope.'
'Okay, I give up,' says the teacher. 'What is it?'
'A puppy...'
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