Little girl comes home from school crying ...

Her mother sees her and asks her why she is crying.

Little girl says that children in school told her that her face looks like an ass. He mother quickly dismisses this, and assures the girl that this is not so. But the girl does not believe her and keeps on crying.

Her father sees her and asks why she is crying, and little girl tells him the same thing: Children in school say that my face looks like an ass.

You are very beautiful, says her father, those children are lying to you. But little girl does not believe him either, and keeps on crying.

Her grandmother sees her, and re-assures her that she is pretty, and for confirmation sends little girl to go ask grandfather.

Grandfather was digging well, when little girl approached hole, leaned other and screamed, Grandfather....

Grandfather looked up, and yelled, do not shit in here.

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