3 men went to Heaven and God asked them, "My sons, why are you here?"
The first man stepped forward and said, "God, the reason why I am here was that i was driving down Main Street on my way to work when I felt like my wife is cheating me. So I hit the next U-turn and I drove back. When I came home, I found my wife laying in the bed naked. So i flipped and started throwing things all over the house. Finally, I was so pissed that I threw the refrigerator out the window. I must've had a heart attack and died."
The second man stepped up and said to the first man, "Oh, is that so! Well God, I was walking down the sidewalk minding my own business when out of nowhere a f@#$ing refrigerator fell out of an apartment window and crushed me.
While the two men thought, the third man was laughing his ass off. God and the two men heard his laughing and said " What are you laughing about?"
The third man replied, " I was in the refrigerator the whole time"
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