There were these two guys

There were these two guys that worked together, a black guy and a white
guy.


Every morning the black would come into work in a pissed-off mood, but the
white guy was always really happy and friendly to everyone.


Well one day the black decided to find out how the white guy managed to be
so happy day after day. He asked the white guy "Man, how do you stay so
damn happy all of the time?"


The white guy answered, "Well, every morning, I recite my wife a poem so I
can get laid before I come into work!"


The black says, "Hey, that's a pretty good idea, man! What do you say?"


The white guy replies, "Well, this morning, I wrote her this poem: 'Honey,
with your hair so blond and your eyes so blue, all I wanna do is make love
to you!'"


The black decides to try this with his wife.


The next morning, the black guy walks into work with a bloody lip, a broken
nose, and scratches all down his face!


The white guy asks him what happened.


The black guy says, "I tried reciting poetry to my wife like you do!"


The white guy asks "What the hell did you say to her?"


The black guy goes, "I said, 'Honey, with your hair so nappy and your eyes like
a frog, bend your fat ass over, let me do ya like a dog!'"