How many people does it take to change a light bulb in:
...California?
Only 1, but it doesn't matter. They don't have electricity.
...Oklahoma?
Zero. What the heck is a light bulb?
...Ontario?
Only 1. It's not just a light source, it's HEAT.
...Austin?
None.They haven't seen the light in many years and are not looking to see it any time soon.
...Las Vegas?
Hundreds. Have you seen the strips out there? That is a full time job just keeping the lights burning.
Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Curtis
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