A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
''Emma comes first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, cool down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to
spella Mississippi.''
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