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A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends.


She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over.


So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.


"Jeeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"


"Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed"


"But my dress?"


"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up"


"But what about my underwear?"


"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."


"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"


"Only the first time, Madam."


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis