So me and my friend were talking and the topic somehow moved on how to properly eat sunflower seeds.
"So yeah, I just crack it with my teeth and then use my tongue to get the seed out." I say, and she looks at me strangely, "Really? I just eat the whole thing." She says. Now I cannot help but give her a look as if she is crazy. "What the hell? You're not supposed to eat the shell." I say and she frowns and glares at me, saying:
"Well sorry but I never learned to spit shit out of my mouth."
(This was an actual conversation I had today with my lesbian friend. Hope I made you giggle.)
Edit: it might also be funny if you replaced 'shit' with seed.
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