So there are 3 guys stranded on an island. Bob, Jake, Dave after searching the island for a few hours they find out the whole island is filled with cannibals and they are captured. The cannibals tell them they will let them live if they all bring back 6 of the same fruit. Bob come back first with 6 apples. The cannibals tell him that if he can shove each apple up his asshole without making a sound he will be set free 1,2but on the 3 rd one he screamed out loud so they killed and ate him. Jake came back next, he brought 6 cherries they told him the same thing, put all those cherries in your ass without making a sound and you can live, he got 1,2,3,4,5 and he was almost done the 6th when he burst out into laughter.... Bob and jake are in heaven and bob asks "why did you laugh they were gonna let you live" jake says "i know but i saw dave coming back with pineapples"
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