An American, a Mexican and a Russian raped a village chief's daughter

The chief was angry. The three men pledged to be forgiven.
The chief said, "Okay, I'll open an exception for three of you, since there is rarely anybody visiting our village. But you must go into the jungle and bring me a type of fruit."

The American guy was lazy. He brought back only a grape.
The Mexican guy was smart. He managed to bring back a big juicy apple.
While the Russian was the most generous. He brought back a large durian.

"Now," the chief said, "whoever put their fruit into his butt may leave unharmed."

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