A lady goes to the pet store to buy a new pet. The store owner says, "I suggest this talking parrot. He's very friendly and a good pet. He used to be owned by the madame of the local brothel though, so I will throw in a discount." The lady buys the pet and heads on home. On the way, the parrot looks at her and says, "Squawk. Alright, I got a new madame! Good day." The lady pulls into her home. Parrot says, "Squawk! Alright. New mistress, new whore house. Good day." Lady goes inside and shows the bird to her daughters. "Squawk! Alright. New madame, new whore house, new working girls. Good day." The ladies husband comes home and she shows him their new pet. "Squawk! Alright. New madame. New whore house. New working girls. Oh, hey Tom!"
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