One sunny day grand pa was masterbeting in his room. Suddenly little Johnny entered the room and asks his GPa what is this?
GPa gives his dick to little johnny and tells him its a bird, and if you pat him like this he will be happy.
johnny starts patting it nicely and asks what these?.....Gpa these are birds egg. johnny again asks what is this? Gpa says its the nest of the bird.
After some more patting Gpa cumes and during orgasm he faints.
He gains conscious and finds himself in the hospital,
wondering what happened.
when Johnny comes to hospital, GPa asks what happened that day?
Johnny- When i was patting your bird, suddenly the stupid fuck pukes all over my hand.
Then I said Ok you son of a bitch, and break his neck, then I ruptured his eggs, and finally I set his nest on Fire.
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