An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman wake up in a barn after a particularly wild night on the town.
The farmer, on his morning rounds, hears the commotion and slowly opens the barn door, shotgun in hand.The three quickly hide behind a bale of hay and attempt to convince the farmer that everything is as it should be as he advances on their hiding place.
The Englishman clears his throat, puts his hands to his mouth, and performs his best bird calls.
The Scotsman follows suit, and starts making clucking noises.
The Irishman shouts, "Feck off, we're turkeys".
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