Kinky sex

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They both look really depressed.

The man asks the woman why she’s so down and she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”

“What a conicidence” he said. “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too.”

They start talking and after a few more drinks they decide to go to the woman’s apartment for some kinky sex.

When they arrive at her apartment she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more uncomfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, holding a whip and handcuffs. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream and a rolling pin.

She notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door to leave.

“What’s going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”

He turns around and says, “I just fucked your dog and shat in your purse. I’m all done.”