Dog Named Mypenis

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name
was Mypenis?


- Mypenis ate my homework.


- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!


- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.


- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on
a leash.


- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.


- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.


- I love giving Mypenis a bath.


- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.


- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.


- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty
pounds! me(Rob)


- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.


- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?


- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.


- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.


- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.


- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.


- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited
anymore. He just plays dead.


- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the
lady next door.


- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and
hard to carry.


- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.


- Help! I can't find Mypenis!


- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for
Mypenis.


- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.


- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis
to the hospital.


- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!