Ok so there was this guy, his name was Literal Tommy. One day, Literal Tommy was walking through a forest with tall trees and a long,winding river. He sees a fish flopping around frantically on the bed of the river. Tommy stopped, looked, and said "Wow, you're a real fish out of water!" And walked on. After a while, he looked and saw a man in a canoe, struggling frantically to steer himself. Tommy said, "You're up a creek without a paddle!" And walked on. He found himself at the base of two trees, with a dog in the middle of them. In the trunk of one of these trees was a big juicy steak, but the dog was clawing and fussing at the wrong one. So Tommy said, "You're a fucking idiot!"
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