One day a kid sitting on his porch played a game his
mom in the kitchen doing dishes watched as her son popped a M&M
in his mouth bit the cat and went down a step.
The mom said to her self "what the fuck is he doing "
The mom watched as the kid repeted this 4 or 5 times then a
little worried went out and asked "what the hell are you doing"
The kid looked at her and said
"I'am playin trucker poppin pills eating pusi and scotin on down
the road."
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