A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful
office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear
busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big
deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said,
"Sure. I've come to install the phone!"
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