Rooster race


One man goes and buys a new rooster cause the rooster that he has is old already and roosters take care of the chickens. So the old man buys a young rooster, he brings him home and tells the rooster to kick out the old rooster. The rooster goes in and tells the old rooster to leave cause he is taking over. The old rooster tells him I will race for it. The young rooster looks at him and laughs. The young rooster asks were are we goin to race too. The old rooster tells him around the house and back. The young rooster says okay. The young rooster tells the old rooster that he will give him a 10 sec. head-start so the old rooster takes off as they pass the corner the old rooster is ahead the the owner shoots the young rooster and says thats the third time this month that I have bought a gay cock.

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