Irishman driving down the road, got pulled over by a policeman, the policeman said, "you're drunk.", the driver said, "thank god for that, I thought the steering had gone."
Irishman driving down the road, got pulled over by a policeman, policeman said, "your wife fell out the car 5 miles back, the man replied, " thank god for that" i'd thought i'd gone deaf!"
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