One little boy, Johnny, turns in his essay with two words written on his paper:
"They're bastards."
The teacher is so surprised at his response, that she calls Officer Friendly to help with the situation. Officer Friendly decides to pick Johnny up from school and show him around the police station. He shows him the jail cells, the evidence locker, the firing range. He takes him out in the squad car and shows him the sirens, the flashing lights, the dash computer. Johnny has the time of his life with Officer Friendly, who reports back his apparent success to Johnny's teacher.
The following day after school, the teacher asks Johnny to rewrite his essay. He does so, and submits it. Three words this time.
"They're clever bastards."
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