A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two Black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a Difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of The cows had something white at its rear end.'
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball With my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's Arse.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks Like yours!''
I don't remember much after that.
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