A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...

He goes up to the lady behind the counter, and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd like to take out a loan."

She says "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs."

The frog says "Well, I want a loan."

She says "alright, well what's your first name?"


Laughing, the woman says "No way. You're not *Kermit the Frog*."

"No, I'm not. But I'm named after him," says the frog.

"And your last name?"


"What, like *Mick Jagger?*"

"Yes," says the frog. "He's my father actually."

"Alright, well do you have any collateral?"

The frog says "No. All I have is this."

The frog hands her a tiny little ceramic pink elephant.

She says "What on earth am I supposed to do with this?" Concerned, she goes back to check with the manager.

The manager says "What is it, Patty? Can't you see I'm busy?"

She tells him "Listen. A frog is out there right now. His name is Kermit and he claims that his father is Mick Jagger. He asked to take out a loan, and when I asked him for some collateral, he handed me this little elephant thing."

"Give me that," says the manager.

He puts on his glasses and looks at it closely. "What... I, uh... hmm..."


"I know what this is! This is a knick knack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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