A donkey walks up to a horse exclaiming "good news, the doctor called and it’s going to be a boy!" The horse mumbles under its breath “I really wish you hadn’t made an ass of yourself.” The donkey retorts by stating “well.. due to speciation it’ll be a mule and, as such, it will be infertile, dying childless and alone. You knew this going in, Martha!"
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