A junkyard owner went to the pound to get a dog to keep the (ethnics) from stealing all his hubcaps. He saw a German Shepherd he liked, but the man said he had something better. He saw a huge doberman which had to be the one, but the man said he had something better. Then he saw a 200 pound, fat-as-shit pit bull laying in a corner cage.The dog was a gross, drooling mess and was licking his balls. The man said, "this is about the laziest and grossest animal I have ever seen? How can he possibly solve my (ethnic) problem?" The dog owner said "Sir, this dog just ate an adult (ethnic) whole!" "Holy shit! Well, why is he licking his balls?" "To get the taste out of his mouth."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.