Grandma and her 5 year old grand-daughter are taking a stroll,

when they see 2 dogs going at it in the middle of the road.

Granny(slighly embarassed): "don't look sweety!"
Little girl: "Why not Granny? What are they doing?"
Granny: "Yes...well...the dog in the back busted his paw, and now the dog in the front is trying to him carry him to the hospital"
Little girl: " They're just like humans aren't they Granny? Here you are, trying to help someone, and before you know it, you get fucked from behind"

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