Thanksgiving Dinner

Little Johnny lives together with his parents. One day, he heard his parents arguing.

"You Bitch!"

"You Bastard!"

Being the curious child he was, Little Johnny asked, "Mommy, Daddy, what does 'Bitch' and 'Bastard mean?"

The parents, not wanting to teach their child bad words, quickly said, "It is another way to say 'Ladies and Gentlemen."

Another day, Little Johnny caught their parents having sex.

"Oh, let me taste your dick..."

"Your pussy too..."

Once again, little Johnny went up and asked," Mommy, Daddy, what is a 'Dick' and 'Pussy'?"

Awkwardly, the parents explained, "It refers to the coats and accessories."

On Thanksgiving day, the father was shaving his beard. He accidentally cut himself while shaving, and exclaimed, "Shit!"

Unfortunately, Little Johnny was around to hear that, and thus, asked his father, "Daddy, what does 'Shit' mean?"

His father answered, "It refers to the act of shaving one's beard"

After a while, Little Johnny saw his mother preparing dinner. Unfortunately, she cut herself while preparing the turkey. "Fuck!" She exclaimed.

"What does 'Fuck' mean?" Little Johnny asked.

Quickly, she said, "It refers to the act of preparing the turkey."

Now the guests arrived, and Little Johnny went to greet them. Wanting to use his new vocabulary, he said,

"Bitches and Bastards, please put your Pussies and Dicks on the rack over there"

Appalled, the guests asked, "Where's your father?"

"He's shitting his beard," he replied casually.

"Where's your mother?"

"She's fucking the turkey."