A soldier home for the holidays was recounting some of his experiences to a friend over drinks.
"It was my first time in an airplane and we were all supposed to jump. I was the last one left and was having trouble mustering the courage. My drill sergeant was behind me and yelled, "Boy, if you don't jump out of this airplane right now, I'm going to stick my dick up your ass!""
Surprised, his friend asks, "So, did you jump?"
The soldier replies, "Well, yeah...a little."
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