Johnny says to his Mum, "Grandma has a prawn"

His mother goes to check on Grandma and she is asleep, naked, on her bed.
"That is not a prawn Johnny, that is Grandma's clitoris" says Johnny's Mum to Johnny.
Johnny replies "It tastes like a prawn"

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