A Mortician arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was approached by his new trainee assistant.
"Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortician.
"Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blonde came in last night. Dead of course."
"What was the cause of death" inquired the mortician.
"Ha! She drowned." replied the assistant. "she's got a prawn stuck up her vagina."
"Are you sure?" said the Mortician.
"Yes, come and have a look for yourself" said the assistant opening the body bag.
The mortician closely, examined the gorgeous girls beautifully trimmed snatch.
"That's not a prawn you stupid wanker..." he responded, "That's her clitoris!"
"Are you sure" said the assistant, "It tasted like a prawn to me..."
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