Robert and Christian were two prawns, the best of friends, who spent their lives swimming in the ocean. One day they found a bottle and managed to pull out the cork. And an underwater genie emerged.
"For freeing me from the bottle I'll grant ONE of you two wishes...."
The two prawns talked.
"There's actually nothing I really want" said Christian. "I'm a fucking prawn"
"Well I'd really like to be a predator" said Robert. "A really big one. A shark or something"
"OK" said Christian "The wishes are yours"
And in a flash, Robert turned into a shark.
Christian screamed and dove for cover.
"Shark! Shark! Motherfucking shark!"
Robert kept trying to get close to his friend, calling his name, but Christian just kept swimming away in panic.
Eventually, Robert gave up and used his second wish to be turned back into a prawn.
He went looking for Christian, calling his name over and over again and eventually heard:
"Fuck off, Robert the shark. If you see me you'll eat me!!"
Robert, his heart breaking said:
"No I won't. I'm a prawn again, Christian".....
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