So a local pastor wakes up one Sunday in no mood to go to work. He calls his church's secretary and informs her that they will need a substitute Pastor that Sunday, he was feeling sick and could not come. She wishes him well and makes the arrangements.
Following this, the pastor goes to the country club instead, deciding to spend his morning playing golf. God and Jesus see him about to tee off with disapproving frowns on their faces.
Just as he's preparing for his first swing, God get's a devilish grin and says "watch this." The truant pastor scores a hole in one.
Jesus is perplexed. "Why, Father? Why are you rewarding this lazy servant?" He says.
"Just wait." God says with a wink. The pastor then plays the best game of golf in his life, scoring eagles, birdies, holes in one, the works. Finally, at the end of eighteen holes the pastor has set a new course record.
"Father, thy will be done, but please, tell me why you are rewarding this man." Jesus says, in great distress as the pastor does a happy dance.
God looks over at Jesus and says "yes, but who's he gonna tell?"
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