Two guys are playing golf...

...When they're being held up by two ladies ahead of them. Frustrated that they're being delayed, one of them says "I'm going to go up there and ask them to either hurry it up, or let us play through."

About ten minutes later, he comes back looking somewhat sheepish. The other guy asks what happened and he responds with "Well, when I got close enough to them I realized that one of them was my wife, and the other is my lover! I ducked out of there before they saw me." The other man says that he'll ask the question, and walks ahead.

Ten more minutes pass, and the second man returns. "Huh, small world, isn't it."

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