And says "Doc, this is really embarrassing and has been happening for way to long before I finally came in to see you. My dick is turning orange."
"Orange?" the doctor replies "Drop your trousers and let's have a look."
The man sheepishly drops his drawers and reveals his neon orange wang.
The doctor stunned quizzes the man, about his lifestyle. "Tell me more about yourself, Mr. Prendergast. Are you married?"
"Nope, single guy. My last relationship was about two years ago and we were always practicing safe sex, so..."
"Okay fine, what are your hobbies?"
"I enjoy watching football, playing frisbee golf, and getting online."
"That all seems pretty normal. What's your average Friday night like?"
"Oh, normally I just browse /r/gonewild and eat Cheetos."
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