And the first hole is on the other side of a pond. Moses is the first to go. He sets his ball on the tee, then gives hit a hard whack. It soars right into the pond before the hole. So, he walks up, parts the waters, and hits the ball right into the hole.
Next up is Jesus. He sets his ball, swings, and it plops right onto a lily pad. So, he walks on the water over to it, and hits it in the hole on his next swing.
Now it's the old man's turn. He sets his ball, and hands trembling, swings and hits the ball right into a frog's mouth that was sitting on the edge of the pond. As the frog hops into the water, it's picked up by a hawk. The hawk sails over the pond and the frog drops the ball straight into the hole.
Moses scoffs, and Jesus rolls his eyes. He calls back to the old man, "nice shot dad."
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