A burglar one night decides he's going to break into a home, he notices a home alone and promptly makes his way.
He heads to a window looks around and spots a tv. He then proceeds to enter the home through the window.
Upon entering the home he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching..." frightened he turns his flash light on but finds nothing and thinks nothing of it.
He continues to the tv when he hears the voice again, "Jesus is watching..." sure that he heard a voice he frantically looks for his flash light and points it into the direction he heard the voice and finds nothing. He continues his search until he stumbles across a Parrott in a cage.
Curious he asks the Parrott it's name. It replies,"Moses".
The burglar laughs and asks, "what kind of owners name a Parrott Moses?!"
The Parrott replies again, "The same one who names the Rottweiler Jesus."
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