A burglar breaks into a house in the middle of the night, turns on his flashlight and starts looking for money and valuables. Suddenly he hears a voice: "Jesus knows what you're doing!"
The burglar almost has a heart attack, turns off the flashlight and freezes, waiting, but nothing happens. He calms down, turns the flashlight back on and goes back to his job.
Suddenly, he hears the voice again: "Jesus is watching you!" He looks around frightened and the light falls on a cage with a parrot in it.
"Did you say something?" the man whispers.
"Yeah," the bird says, "I wanted to warn you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar laughs. "To warn me? Who do you think you are?"
"I'm Moses," the parrot says.
"Moses?" the burglar says, "Who the hell names their parrot Moses?"
The bird answers: "Those who named their rottweiler Jesus."
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