They approach a par four that bends left around a small pond then straight to the green. Saint Peter decides to play it safe and hit to the turn then layup to the green.
Jesus then tees up and looks left over the pond toward the green.
JC:"What do you think Peter? Think I can make it to the green in one over the pond"?
SP: lol
Mac:"Well what would Arnold Palmer do?"
SP: "Well, Arnold Palmer would make it on in one with his 7 iron from here.....but you ain't no Arnold Palmer!"
JC: "Well hell, I'll go for it if Arnold Palmer can do it."
So Jesus hits it toward the green true and straight, only for it to fall short into the water.
JC: "Damnit! I'll drop by you at the turn. But first I'm going to find my ball. I'll meet you over there."
So as Saint Peter drives to his ball, Jesus starts walking around on the pond looking for his. As he is doing this, a twosome drives up to Saint Peter and asks:
"Who the hell does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?!"
To which Saint Peter replies: "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
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