A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, Run....run!

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, Run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya! A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams, R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya! The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run! All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, He doesn't have to run, he got four balls. The Scotsman yells even louder, Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!