when he sees an old woman carrying two large garbage bags. Out of suspicion, he walks up to her and asks "Good day, ma'am. Do you mind if I ask what's in those garbage bags?"
The woman stops and says "Why, of course, officer! You see, I live right next to a golf park, and the only thing separating my house from the park is my fence. In the fence are holes, and sometimes those rapscallions piss in those holes, ruining my poor, poor flower garden. So I've started telling them to either pay $5 or get their penis cut off by my shears, and that's what's in this bag. I've made a huge profit from this!"
The cop is surprised by the woman's tactics. "Alright, ma'am. Carry on!"
As the woman is walking away, the cop turns and asks "Wait! Miss! What's in the other bag?"
The old woman replies "Some people don't pay!"
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