IT IS?

I have no soul. yes, Thats why I'm an asshole!
I have somethin' up my ass and no, that ain't no mole.

I pick on everybody 'cause I'm a nobody.
My girlfriend left me.
Sometimes I go crazy and go out in the streets and yell "COME FUCK ME!"

Everyone asks me, "Hey, whats up your ass!".Yeah I know I've sucked a lot of ass.
The juices, oh, they are delicious as they come to pass.

As I sit behind my computer and write jokes, my mother chokes
On my cock. And I hear a knock.
And who is it? Its my friend, a Gay.
So, I send my mother away.
I do it hardcore.
I wont let him go 'til his ass is sore
Even though my dick is inches-four.

I have nothing to do 'cept suck on my dirty socks 'cause
I am such a butt-fucker, my mother traps me in my room with heavy locks.
Yes, thats me, I am KENTROCKS!

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