A Mexican man is sitting on a bench in El Paso with his donkey standing to the right of him. A man walks up to him and asks, "Excuse me sir, would you by any chance know what time it is?"
The Mexican then reaches right and grabs the donkey by the scrotum. After fiddling with the sack for a couple seconds, the Mexican turns and answers, "It's about 3 o'clock."
"Wow, uh, thanks sir" answers the man and he continues on.
A while later two more men walk by, when one of them asks, "Excuse sir, do you know what time it is?"
Again, the Mexican reaches right and starts to cradle the scrotum of the donkey, just like before. After playing with the donkey's testicles, he finally responds, "It's about 4:30."
Amazed, one of the men asks, "How in the hell does that tell you what time it is?"
The Mexican explains, "Well first I lift up the donkey's balls."
Next, the Mexican points beyond the balls of the donkey.
"And then you see the clock tower over there?"
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