A trucker sees a man and decides to give him a lift.
"Do you need a ride?" The trucker asks.
"Yea if you'll give me one."
So Jesus gets in the car and about 30 miles down the road the trucker asks "Hey buddy are you thirsty I have a cooler full of beer."
"I could drink." Jesus replied.
They both grab a cold one and head down the road. Not making much small talk throughout the trucker says "Hey buddy are you hungry? My wife makes killer tuna fish sandwiches."
"I could eat." Was Jesus' only reply.
They head down the road for about 30 miles without talking to each other then the trucker asks "Hey buddy, I know this is odd but would you like to get high?"
"Well I am on vacation!" Jesus exclaimed.
After a few puffs Jesus finally says a full sentence.
"My son, you have been most gracious and most willing to share what little you have, I want to to know I am Jesus your lord and savior and I'm willing to share with you all of my knowledge on how to be a better man."
The trucker looks stunned for a moment then says, "That's some good shit right??!!"
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